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1 Success : Register to read more... Thursday, 26 November 2009 Author Unknown 47
2 Relatives of Yours? : Register to read more... Saturday, 07 October 2006 Author unknown 54
3 The Ten Commandments of Marriage : Register to read more... Thursday, 21 December 2006 Author unknown 62
4 Hotel Soap : Register to read more... Tuesday, 23 August 2005 Author unknown 62
5 The Perfect Woman : Register to read more... Tuesday, 31 October 2006 Author unknown 63
6 Death Euphemisms : Register to read more... Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 63
7 Peter Kay Classics : Register to read more... Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 63
8 Vicar comes for lunch : Register to read more... Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 64
9 An Englishman, an Irishman... : Register to read more... Sunday, 08 October 2006 Author unknown 64
10 Washing Instructions for Men : Register to read more... Tuesday, 26 September 2006 Author unknown 64
11 Driving Too fast : Register to read more... Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 65
12 The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife : Register to read more... Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 67
13 Word Play : Register to read more... Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 70
14 That Sunday Morning Feeling : Register to read more... Monday, 01 October 2007 Author unknown 94
15 The man in the 4X4 Tuesday, 12 July 2011 Author Unknown 146
16 Brilliant (if true) Tuesday, 30 November 2010 Author Unknown 162
17 Priceless Letter to God Friday, 14 January 2011 Author Unknown 189
18 Painting the Church Building Monday, 30 May 2011 Author Unknown 197
19 Road Rage Thursday, 11 November 2010 Author Unknown 205
20 A hearing problem Saturday, 03 July 2010 Author Unknown 264
21 Son's Driving Test Thursday, 20 May 2010 Author Unknown 307
22 A husband lifts up his wife Monday, 26 April 2010 Author Unknown 316
23 Eonverye taht can raed tihs rsaie yuor hnad Monday, 26 April 2010 Author Unknown 320
24 Puns for the Educated Mind Friday, 30 October 2009 Author Unknown 386
25 English people travelling abroad Thursday, 12 November 2009 Author Unknown 397
26 When Grandma Goes to Court Wednesday, 28 April 2010 Author Unknown 400
27 How to get from Ireland to heaven Wednesday, 26 August 2009 Author Unknown 428
28 Children's Bible Facts Wednesday, 20 January 2010 Author Unknown 459
29 Let's face it - English is a crazy language Monday, 25 May 2009 Author Unknown 573
30 And the Lord Said Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 588
31 Questions, questions, questions Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 590
32 Look on the Brighter Side of Life Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 604
33 Burglar and an Elderly Woman Friday, 13 February 2009 Author unknown 640
34 Buy a Dog Thursday, 25 September 2008 Author unknown 657
35 Scottish Logic Monday, 13 October 2008 Author unknown 674
36 A Farmer in a Flood Tuesday, 14 October 2008 Author unknown 681
37 What does 'Love' mean? Wednesday, 24 December 2008 Author unknown 707
38 Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Dear Watson Monday, 11 August 2008 Author unknown 778
39 From the Mouths of Little Children Friday, 11 April 2008 Author unknown 860
40 'How did the human race appear? Wednesday, 02 April 2008 Author unknown 915
41 The pain of a married man Wednesday, 09 January 2008 Author unknown 1016
42 Why Men Are Never Depressed Friday, 11 January 2008 Author unknown 1036
43 English Language Problems? Friday, 16 January 2009 Author unknown 1087
44 The Power of Prayer Sunday, 28 October 2007 Author unknown 1114
45 Killer Coffin Tuesday, 24 January 2006 Author unknown 1131
46 How Do You Decide Who To Marry? (written by kids) Friday, 24 August 2007 Author unknown 1132
47 Answering Machine Answers Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1136
48 New Pastor Visits Parishioners Friday, 19 October 2007 Author unknown 1158
49 UN Survey Failure Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 1158
50 Why God Created Children Thursday, 09 February 2006 Author unknown 1170
51 Paddy's Obituary Monday, 03 September 2007 Author unknown 1193
52 Things Aren't Always As They Appear Tuesday, 06 February 2007 Author unknown 1198
53 Pickup Lines Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1207
54 How Many Christians Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1212
55 Quotes from Women about Men Wednesday, 25 October 2006 Author unknown 1214
56 Wrong Email Friday, 19 May 2006 Author unknown 1214
57 Ever Wonder Why... Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 1217
58 Not Me Sir! Tuesday, 06 February 2007 Author unknown 1218
59 Polly is Dead Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1223
60 Sign on a dust-cart Sunday, 08 October 2006 Author unknown 1229
61 The Atheist and Easter Holidays Wednesday, 02 April 2008 Author unknown 1248
62 Never Try To Outsmart Wednesday, 28 March 2007 Author unknown 1271
63 Dear Bank Manager Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1278
64 Stupid Humans Wednesday, 23 February 2005 Author unknown 1280
65 Reading Between The Lines Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1288
66 Useful Tips Friday, 19 May 2006 Author unknown 1296
67 New Driver Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1297
68 Smiles From The Bible Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1298
69 Help From Above Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1303
70 Squawks Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1307
71 Light Bulb Jokes Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1309
72 How Many Methodists Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1313
73 How To Order Pizza By Phone Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1317
74 56 things to do in a lift! Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1345
75 Noah's Ark Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1356
76 Funny Signs Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1375
77 A Perfect Couple Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1385
78 The Pearly Gates Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1386
79 Top 10 Friday, 19 May 2006 Author unknown 1387
80 32 Puns Saturday, 20 May 2006 Author unknown 1391
81 After Quasimodo Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1402
82 A Russian Couple Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1418
83 The Difference Between Women And Men Tuesday, 24 January 2006 Author unknown 1434
84 Baptist Dog Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1445
85 First Grader's Proverbs Saturday, 26 November 2005 Author unknown 1449
86 Wedding Anniversary Saturday, 26 November 2005 Author unknown 1455
87 Wise Sayings Thursday, 07 April 2005 Author unknown 1473
88 Movie Industry "Facts" Sunday, 22 January 2006 Author unknown 1512
89 Best Out-of-Office Auto Email Replies Friday, 12 August 2005 Author unknown 1513
90 Hokey Cokey Friday, 25 February 2005 Author unknown 1520
91 Things that would be different if Israel bought Microsoft Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1533
92 Brain Teaser Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1561
93 Church Announcements Monday, 19 December 2005 Author unknown 1568
94 Annual Physical Wednesday, 01 March 2006 Author unknown 1630
95 Sunday School Answers Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 1717
96 A Rabbit Walks Into The Bar... Monday, 01 May 2006 Author unknown 1736
97 Thanks For Your Emails Friday, 20 January 2006 Author unknown 1791
98 A Visual Demonstration Monday, 10 April 2006 Author unknown 1921
99 Bless Those Little Angels Sunday, 12 March 2006 Author unknown 2138
100 There Were These Two Prawns Friday, 31 March 2006 Author unknown 2152
101 Man Lost in Air Balloon Thursday, 18 May 2006 Author unknown 2893
102 What My Mother Taught Me Saturday, 18 March 2006 Author unknown 3447
103 Happy Exercising! Saturday, 18 March 2006 Author unknown 4060
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