A farmer's land is flooding because the river has overflowed and water is surrounding his home - right up to the front porch.
As he is standing there, a boat comes up and the man in the boat says "Jump in, I'll take you to safety."
The farmer crosses his arms and says stubbornly, "Nope, I put my trust in God."
The boat goes away. The water rises to the first floor. Another boat comes up and the man in the boat says to the farmer, who is now looking out of the first floor window, "Jump in, I'll save you."
The farmer again says, "Nope, I put my trust in God."The boat goes away.
Now the water is up to the roof.
As the farmer stands on the roof, a helicopter comes over, and drops a ladder.
The pilot yells down to the farmer "I'll save you, climb the ladder."
The farmer says "Nope, I put my trust in God."
The helicopter goes away.The water continues to rise and sweeps the farmer off the roof. He drowns!
The farmer goes to Heaven. God sees him and says "What are you doing here?"
The farmer says "I put my trust in you and you let me down."
God says, "What do you mean, let you down? I sent you two boats and a helicopter!!!"
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