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1) CD-ROM's would be rendered obsolete with the invention of high compression DVB's (digital video bagels).

2) Your [Start] button would be replaced with a [Let's go, I'm not getting any younger] button.

3) "Abort, Retry, Ignore" would be replaced with "Stop it already - your killing me, You want I should try it again, I didn't hear that".

4) Bill Gates official theme song would be "If I were a Rich Man".

5) After 20 minutes of no activity, your PC would go "Schloofy" ("to sleep", for all you non-Yiddish speaking people).

6) Your spell checker will now accept "Shiksa" as a word.

7) "Windows 98 Plus" to be renamed "Windows with the Whole Schmeer".

8) Computer viruses would now be cured with chicken soup.

9) Having Dr. Watson will make your "motherboard" proud.

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